Slayer 1 OF ALL THE AWFUL THINGS demons do, keeping Latin alive when it deserves to be a dead language might be the worst. To say nothing of ancient Sumerian. And ancient Sumerian translated into Latin? Diabolic. My tongue trips over pronunciation as I painstakingly work through the page in front of me. I used to love my time in the library, surrounded by the work of generations of previous Watchers. But ever since the most recent time the world almost ended--sixty-two days ago, to be exact--I can barely sit still. I fidget. Tap my pencil.
Bounce my toes against the floor. I want to go for a run. I don''t know why the anxiety has hit me differently this time, after all the horror and tragedy I''ve seen before. There is one possible reason that tugs at my brain, but . "That can''t be right." I peer at my own writing. "The shadowed one will rise and the world will tickle before him?" "I do hate being tickled," Rhys says, leaning back and stretching. His curly brown hair has once again defied its strict part.
It flops over his forehead, softening the hard line of his eyebrows, which are perpetually drawn close to his glasses in thought or concern. After we finish this morning''s lessons, I''ll tidy up my small medical center, and Rhys will train for combat with Artemis. I shake out my hands, needing to move something. Maybe I really will go for a run. No one would miss me. Or maybe I''ll ask if I can join combat training. They''ve never let me, but I haven''t asked in years. I really want to hit something, and I don''t know why, and it scares me.
It could be the demonic prophecies of doom I''ve been reading all morning, though. I scratch out my botched translation. "As far as apocalypses go, tickling''s not the worst way to die." Imogen clears her throat, but her indulgent smile softens the severity. "Can we get back to your translation, Nina? And, Rhys, I want a full report on half-human, half-demon taxonomy." Rhys ducks his head, blushing. He''s the only one here who''s in line to be a full Watcher, which means he can join the Council one day. Someday he''ll be in charge, part of the governing body of the Council.
He wears that weight in everything he does. He''s the first one in the library and the last one out, and he trains almost as much as Artemis. Watchers were meant to guide Slayers--the Chosen Ones specially endowed to fight demons--but over the centuries we evolved to be more hands-on. Watchers have to make the hard decisions, and sometimes the hard decisions include weapons. Swords. Spells. Knives. Guns, in my father''s case.
Not all of us train, though. We all take our education seriously, but there''s slightly less pressure for me. I''m just the castle medic, which doesn''t rate high on the importance scale. Learning how to take lives beats knowing how to save them. But being the medic doesn''t get me out of Prophecies of Doom 101. I push away the Latin Sumerian Tickle Apocalypse. "Imogen," I whine, "can I get something a little less difficult? Please?" She gives me a long-suffering sigh. Imogen wasn''t supposed to be a teacher.
But she''s all we''ve got now, on account of the regular teachers being blown up. She teaches for a few hours every morning, and the rest of her time is spent managing the Littles. Her blond ponytail swings limply as she stands and searches the far bookshelf. I hold back a triumphant smile. Imogen is always nicer to me than to anyone else. Actually, everyone here is. I try not to take advantage, but if they''re going to treat me like the castle pet just because I''m not all with the stabby stab, at least I should get some perks. The shelf Imogen is searching is technically off-limits, but since Buffy--the Slayer who single-handedly destroyed almost our entire organization--broke all magic on earth a couple months ago, it doesn''t matter anymore.
The books that used to pose threats such as demonic possession or summoning ancient hellgods or giving you, like, a really bad paper cut are now as benign as any other book. But that doesn''t make them any easier to translate. "Magic is still broken, right?" I ask as Imogen runs her fingers down the spine of a book that once killed an entire roomful of Watchers in the fifteenth century. It''s been two months without a drop of magical energy. For an organization that was built on magic, it hasn''t been an easy adjustment. I wasn''t taught to use magic, but I have a very healthy respect-for-slash-terror-of it. So it''s creepy seeing Imogen treat that particular tome like anything else on the shelf. "Fresh out of batteries and no one can find the right size.
" Rhys scowls at his text as though insulted by the demon he''s reading about. "When Buffy breaks something, she breaks it good. Personally, I think that if confronted with the Seed of Wonder--the source of all magic on earth, a genuine mystical miracle--I might opt to, say, study it. Research. Really think through my options. There had to be another way to avert that particular apocalypse." "Buffy sees, Buffy destroys," I mutter. Her name feels almost like a swear word on my tongue.
We don''t say it aloud in my family. Then again, we don''t say much in my family at all, besides "Have you seen my best dagger?" and "Where are our stake-carving supplies?" and "Hello, my twin daughters, it is I, your mother, and I love one of you better than the other and chose to save the good twin first when a fire was about to kill you both." Okay, not that last one. Because again: We don''t talk much. Living under the same roof isn''t as cozy as it sounds when that roof covers a massive castle. "Think of all we could have learned," Rhys says mournfully, "if I had had even an hour with the Seed of Wonder." "In her defense, the world was ending," Imogen says. "In her not defense, she was the reason the world was ending," I counter.
"And now magic is dead." Imogen shrugs. "No more hellmouths or portals. No more demons popping in for vacations and sightseeing." I snort. "Foodie tours of Planet Human are canceled. Sorry, demonic dimensions. Of course, it also means no current tourists can get back to their home-sweet-hellholes.
" Rhys scowls, pulling off his glasses and polishing them. "You''re joking about the disruption and destruction of all the research we''ve compiled on demonic traveling, portals, dimensions, gateways, and hellmouths. None of it is current anymore. Even if I wanted to understand how things have changed, I couldn''t." "See? Buffy hurts everyone. Poor Rhys. No books on this subject." I pat his head.
Imogen tosses a huge volume on the table. "And yet your homework still isn''t done. Try this one." A poof of dust blows outward from the book; I flinch away and cover my nose. She grimaces. "Sorry." "No, it''s fine. I actually haven''t had an asthma attack in a while.
" It''s fine that my asthma mysteriously disappeared the same day Buffy destroyed magic, the world almost ended, and I got showered in interdimensional demonic goo. Totally fine. Has nothing to do with the demon. Neither does the fact that I''m desperate to go running or start training or do anything with my body besides snuggle up and read, which used to be its primary occupation. I pull down my sweater sleeve over my hand and carefully wipe the leather cover. "?''The Apocalypses of . Arcturius the Farsighted''? Sounds like the dude just needed a better prescription for glasses." Rhys leans close, peering curiously.
"I haven''t read that volume." He sounds jealous. Notes have been scrawled in the margins, the handwriting changing as it moves through the centuries. On the last few pages there are orange fingerprints, like someone was reading while eating Cheetos. The Watchers before me have made their own notes, commenting and filling in details. Seeing their work overwhelms me with a sense of responsibility. It''s not every sixteen-year-old girl who can trace her family''s calling back through the centuries of helping Slayers, fighting demons, and otherwise saving the world. I find a good entry.
"Did you know that in 1910, one of the Merryweathers prevented an octopus uprising? A leviathan demon gave them sentience and they were going to overthrow us! Merryweather doesn''t give many details. It appears they defeated them with ." I squint. "Lemon. And butter. I think this is a recipe." Imogen taps on the book. "Just translate the last ten prophecies, how about?" I get to work.
Rhys occasionally asks Imogen questions, and by the time our class period is almost over, he has what looks like half the extensive shelves piled on our groaning table. In years past, Rhys and I wouldn''t have studied together. He''d have been in classes with the other future Council hopefuls. But there are so few of us now, we''ve had to relax some of the structure and tradition. Not all of it, though. Without tradition, what would we be? Just a bunch of weirdos hiding in a castle studying the things that no one else wants to know about. Which I guess is what we are with tradition too. But knowing I''m part of a millennia-long battle against the forces of evil (and apparently octopuses) makes it much more meaningful.
Buffy and the Slayers might have turned their backs on the Watchers, rejecting our guidance and counsel, but we h.