G is for #gluten, which Mom says is bad. H is for #hipster, just look at your Dad. With twenty-six Instagram-style photos accompanied by sharp and witty rhyming couplets, this sturdy abecedarian board book is baby's first glimpse at the world they will one day grow up to inhabit--a world of hashtags, memes, manbuns, quinoa and organically sourced plaid. Forget learning to count or differentiating between farm animals--what modern babies really need to develop is a strong sense of irony. And E is for #eyeglasses, prescription or fake. Like the wildly popular publishing phenomenon Go the F*** to Sleep , this book is not really for tots (though they will still find the glossy cardboard pages a satisfying chew). Instead, Baby's First Hashtag makes a perfect shower gift to amuse soon-to-be and new parents as they make the painful-yet-rewarding transition from skinny jeans and flights of craft beer to burp cloths and pur ed yams.