A perfect gift book, this sumptuously illustrated and whimsically bite-sized bestiary is the definitive--in fact, only--guide to the kosherness (kashrut) of imaginary animals. It is an undomesticated romp from A to Z, including E.T., hobbits, Mongolian Death Worms, and the elusive chupacabra. This fantastical journey embarks upon a hilariously contentious debate between the alter-ego of acclaimed fantasist Jeff VanderMeer (a.k.a. Evil Monkey) and his editor/collaborator wife Ann VanderMeer ("Steampunk," "The New Weird").

Once and for all, burning questions passed down through the ages will be addressed, such as: Is a vegetable-lamb a vegetable or a lamb? Does licking the Pope make you trayf? What exactly is a Pollo Maligno? Does a Sasquatch taste stringy? As featured on "Boing Boing" and "Jewcy.com" and brought to you by the same creative team that gave you "The Thackery T. Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric and Discredited Diseases," this irreverent abecedary is the must-have present for anyone seeking to broaden their imaginary culinary experiences guilt-free.