Scorpio: Hey Virgo, I'm entering the Annual Autumn Schmoogleberry Pie Baking Contest. Virgo: Oh, yeah! Aquarius is entering the pie baking contest too! Scorpio: She is? How do you know that? Are you super good friends with Aquarius or something? Virgo: Yeah, we hang out sometimes. She's fun. Scorpio: Fun? What's so fun about Aquarius? Virgo: Well, she's really friendly. Scorpio: Who wants to be friends with such a scatterbrained space cadet? Virgo: She's super outgoing and makes me feel comfortable. Scorpio: She talks too much and acts weird just to get attention! Virgo: I like that she's a little strange. And she gives great advice. Scorpio: Well, I'm a little strange, too! And I give excellent advice! And I'm also a super outgoing, very friendly friend! Virgo: It seems like you really don't like Aquarius, Scorpio.

How come? Scorpio: She told me I was too intense. Scorpio: I can't believe this! Virgo is MY best friend and Aquarius is trying to steal them away from me! AND she's going to try to beat me in the Schmoogleberry Pie Contest! I bet she's going to make the weirdest, most eccentric schmoogleberry pie the judges have ever seen! She'll probably have space berries imported from outer space!.