Briar, Ernie and Cecil go to the strip club to get away from things. Nothing ever happens in Burrito, Illinois-but this trip will change their lives forever. Freddy the Gimp, a mobster assigned to pick up a bag of diamonds, stops at the same strip club after the heist. He and a dancer, Vixen, are being friendly when Freddy makes advances. She shoots him down and he roughs her up, accidentally killing her. He hides her body in Ernie's van, along with the diamonds, and returns to the club to call his boss. That's when the three friends exit to find the stripper. There are two options: call the authorities or take matters into their own hands.

They choose the latter and find themselves in a mad chase through Burrito-the town where nothing ever happens.