Here it is. The sequel we hoped we wouldn't have to write. Bursting with over 300 verses, this is the definitive doggerel history of the deranged Trump administration! Our compendium of rhyme, told in Trump's own megalomaniacal voice and packed with sparkling illustrations, covers events chronologically, seamlessly picking up where the first volume left off in November 2017. Annotated with explanatory endnotes to detail the bizarre backstories, these satirical verses examine tweet after tweet, gaffe after gaffe, delusion after delusion, and scandal after scandal as Trump derides, debases, moans, muses, fawns, fumes, pouts, patronizes, boasts, belittles, exaggerates, exacerbates and, of course, lies his way through American history. And! As an added bonus, our "Trumpery Rhymes" section contains a sampling of familiar nursery rhymes, with a special Trumpian twist. You know, for the teeny political junkies. Combine it with our first volume and you'll have a "walled set." Read this gem while you can, before the president revokes our security clearance, sues to block publication, and declares us the enemy of the people.