Yours"re doing WHAT with that traffic cone? The same thing yours"re doing with those bellows, that plastic recorder from third grade, and your grandmars"s old teapot. Yours"re crafting it into a state-of-the-art bong, hookah, pipe, or vaporizer! So let the magical transformations begin . Juice box = Fruity Toot mini-bong Box of lights = Matchbox Pipe Old toy gun = "Fully Loaded" bong Paper coffee cup = Office Bong (perfect for that 4:20 meeting) Empty keg = "Keg of Dread" hookah Tiny vodka bottle = Mini Liquor Bottle Vaporizer Your little sisterrs"s biggy bank = Piggy Bong Dorm-room water cooler = Double Bubble party hookah This hip manual for today's DIY smoker-featuring 35 ingenious projects for crafting unique bongs from watering cans, pineapples, electric fans, and more-is perfect for penny-pinching stoners, eco-conscious cannabis rights advocates, and creative tokers ready for the bong revolution. So bust out those household materials and get crafty! With pimped up projects made from unexpected objects, this colorful book and the wares it produces will keep you chuckling-and tokinrs"-for hours. Yes, Grasshopper:Bongologyis the way for artistic-or just plain crazy-stoners like yourself to take your craft to the "highest" level.