This is the story of my pursuit of a career in Hollywood. My adventures began at the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, where I worked with Kylie Minogue and Ben Mendelsohn. I then traveled to Pinewood Studios in England, where I worked with legendary American producer Elliott Kastner and such celebrities as Marlon Brando, Al Pacino and Sir Anthony Hopkins. And finally, I landed in Hollywood, where I at one time walked hand-in-hand with Halle Berry, swapped Austin Powers impersonations with Mike Myers, co-wrote a movie starring Danny Trejo, and ended up at DreamWorks Studios, working for the granddaughter of Alfred Hitchcock on such movies as Transformers, Tropic Thunder, Cowboys & Aliens, Fright Night, The Help, Real Steel, and many more. It's a rollicking rags-to-rags tale with a smattering of small triumphs along the way.