This book is about a real life account of the British moving to France to live. It is the actual nitty gritty, an honest exposure of the subsistence and conditions which face ex-pats, or immigrants abroad, if you are one who prefers a definition unrelated to colonial expressions. The tale reveals that the reality of life is far removed from that portrayed on the siren screen of the television, often shown as a sun soaked escape into a picture postcard cottage close to a pretty village, with the natives delighted by your presence and fawning for your favour. This story is based on the genuine experiences of two Brits who tried the good life for themselves. Although they have no regrets, they entered into a world where the actuality went far beyond the daydream. If you are thinking of moving to France, you must read this. If you are thinking of just visiting France, then do read it anyway, to acquire a greater understanding of the people you may encounter. For those who do not understand the French, then reading is even more essential.

For those who do not understand the British, we do sincerely hope that the central character in this account, 'Derek', does not confuse you any further. In truth, it may be fair to say that the fact that he and his wife remain in France may have more to do with the tolerance of his adopted community than with his own social and diplomatic abilities Although this account is based on absolute truth, you should be aware that many of the names have been changed in the hope that we may avoid libel.