At long last . the candid, shocking and previously untold story of Skippy "Batty" Battison, the universe's most radical, free-thinking, and honest comedian, comedy writer, satellite radio and podcasting star! This guy isn't afraid to "tell it like it is"! Nothing is held back! The infamous memoir that was dumped by Viking in June 2021 for being "too controversial" and "against our moral standards" Now being published by Sunshine Beam Press! Many consider Skippy to be the "Worst Person in Comedy" While others feel that Skippy's story deserves to be heard, from his humble beginnings in Bethesda, Maryland, to his graduation from Georgetown Prep (a few years after Brett Kavanaugh), to his performing stand-up in Ocean City, Maryland (once), to his writing for the 1998 Academy Awards (the Titanic parody as sung by Billy Crystal), to his one unproduced Simpsons episode, to his fifteen unproduced movie scripts ("too hot to handle!"), to his being the only white writer on The Wayans Bros., to his "invention" of the phrase "That's what she said!," to his stint in prison over a misunderstanding involving an underage girl, to his conversion to GOP moral values, to his "involvement" in the January 6th "situation"! Love him or hate him, more than 5 Million of his daily listeners to his satellite radio show and podcast definitely have an opinion! The FIRST memoir from America's Number One Conservative Comedic Persona Who's Always . RIGHT! "Skippy is a [treat]! Everything he says makes me [laugh]. Buy this book!" - Carole Tapp, OAN overnight weekend and holiday anchor "The [funniest] book ever written by a true American hero. I can't think of anything that even comes close! He's a conservative gift that keeps on giving!" - Carter Heindle, CEO, American Lodest$r Bestseller on the Advancing America Freedom Recommended Right Reading List and Runner-Up Winner for The Emphasis on the Family Book Award for All Ages & True Americans Suggested Reading Amer-I-Can Library!.