Are you made to feel guilty for watching Sports Center long enough that you've become permanently fused with the couch at the molecular level? Are you tired of working for the man - even though she be a woman? Does your daily exercise routine consist of going back up to the fast food counter and asking for a few more tubs of honey mustard sauce? If you answered yes to any of these, don't be ashamed, be proud - you're a guy! This book will allow you to be the man you always knew you could be, if society would just let you. We don't need no stinkin' abs. We don't need commutes that last longer than the presidential primary. We don't need anybody telling us that Super Bowl Sunday doesn't start Saturday morning with the marathon viewing of every Super Bowl ever played. If you can't live this life, without guilt, without hassle, and without a family intervention.then you need Help! Help! will finally set you free to become the jerk that Hollywood and Madison Avenue paint you out to be every day. It is our God given right. Fat, drunk and stupid is the way to go through life.

Damn it! Embrace it! Help! will provide you the skills to be that guy - to live every day as if it was the least important day of your life. Because it is! Now that's Help! Book jacket.