'Look, Father, I mean Karl . I think I should go now,' said Faren, heading for the door. Karl turned and tugged her towards the bed, sat down and patted the spot next to him. 'Not yet, Faren,' he said, his tone suggesting he expected her obedience. 'What harm is there in staying? I am a priest, after all.' Faron Lonsdale is an ambitious young reporter, always searching for the scoop that will rocket her to journalistic fame. In search of a story about celibacy she infiltrates St Peter's, a seminary for young men who are about to sacrifice earthly pleasures for a life of devotion and abstinence. What she unveils are nocturnal shenanigans in a cloistered world that is anything but chaste.

And the high proportion of good-looking young men makes her research all the more pleasurable. But will she reveal the secrets of St Peter's to the outside world, or will she be complicit in keeping quiet about the activities of the gentlemen priests? Salicious secrets of a cloistered world cause an unholy rumpus.