Awesome adventure stories, grizzly man facts and hard-hitting tips from history's most manliest men Fascinating facts meet raw testosterone in "The MANual," the ultimate compendium about men for men. Men with epic mustaches. Men with battle scars. Men with blood that runs as thick as iron. Just in time to save America's emasculated, skinny-jean-wearing, touchy-feely girly-men, this book's life-changing advice will have you growing chest hair with every turn of the page. "The MANual" contains hundreds of unbelievable but true stories made man-bite sized--like the incredible survival of Hugh Glass, a frontiersman who stabbed a grizzly to death and then crawled his mauled, half-dead corpse 200 miles to safety. It also holds the precious dying words of the world's most notable drinkers, like Humphry Bogart's "I should never have switched from bourbon to martinis." Finally, this book serves as a guide to stone-cold facts, such as the subtle difference between "bourbon," "whisky" and "whiskey," that every self-respecting man should know.

Pregnant women, or women who may become pregnant, should not handle this book.