When it comes to our beloved "Good Old Hockey Game," humour abounds in Canada. The Hockey Joke Book shows you just how funny the sport, its teams and its toothless players can be:Q: What do the Ottawa Senators and the Titanic have in common? A: They both look good until they hit the ice!Q: What's the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra? A: A bra has two cups!Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux and Steve Yzerman all die and meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair and says to Lemieux, "Mario, what do you believe in?""I believe hockey is the greatest thing in the world and the best sport in history."To that God says, "Take the seat to my left. And Steve, what do you believe in?""I believe bravery is the best."To that God says, "Take the seat to my right. And Wayne, what do you believe in?""I believe you're sitting in my seat!"Q: Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?A: It's the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup! Hockey players have been complaining about violence for years. It's just that without any teeth, no one can understand them.

Q: Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?A: Because then Toronto would want one.Bobby Orr walks into an ice-cream parlour. With some discomfort he slides onto a stool and orders a banana spit. The waitress asks, "Crushed nuts?" He replies, "No, bad knees."Q: How many Lindroses does it take to change a light bulb? A: Not even Eric knows because his lights are always out. Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend playing hockey.Plus so much more hilarity.