Chapter 1 "I can''t think of anything better''n pussy." "You can''t think of anything better, unfortunately, it just don''t think of you too much." "Now, Willie," Johnny Patterson responded paternally, "you know you doin'' good if you manage to stay awake past them Sanford and Son reruns you watch on BET. Let alone be out at night doing any shark hunting." "Yeah Willie," Kelvon Ulysses Little chimed in. "You ain''t even sniffed none since that chick you was seeing was managing the bowling alley over on Gage." Little, co-owner of the Abyssinia Barber Shop and Shine Parlor on South Broadway, adjusted the blinds to shunt some of the morning sun beaming through his dingy picture window. Globules of sweat gathered on Willie Brant''s hairless head.
He closed the Jet magazine he''d been looking at, careful to keep his thumb on the page where the tender young thing in the bikini could be found. "Look here, that Doris could make a stuttering man speechify like James Earl Jones. You know she had some Spanish blood," he leered. "Nobody''s arguing that, Willie," Abe Carson added. The rangy carpenter had his long legs stretched out as he leafed through a back issue of Car Craft. "The point was, when was the last time you got up close to some?" "That is if you can remember what it looks like," Patterson chuckled. Brant snorted like a cornered ram. "I''ve turned down more pussy you silly motherfuckahs would sell your mama''s gold teeth for.
" "Nigga, please." Little''s laugh melded with the others for several moments. Old Man Spears ambled out of the restroom in the back, hitching up his slacks. He did a final adjustment with his suspenders and took up his usual position next to the Trumanera Philco radio. He passed a callused hand over the curvature of its peeling walnut veneer as if it were an ever-constant pet. He''d turned it on before going to the bathroom, so in the five minutes it took him to return, the instrument was sufficiently warmed up to receive a signal. The shop contained a TV plugged into cable, which perched overhead in one corner. The device was handy for the basketball games, tractor pulls and the other pursuits of mass entertainment afforded on such venues as the Speed channel and the various incarnations of ESPN.
But something about Saturdays and Old Man Spears made the use of the reliable Philco the right combination of sound and imagination, the TV too distracting at times to the conversational flow of subjects of import to the mind, and lesser regions of the body. "What about you, Abe?" Little winked to the gathered men as Darsey Wiles sat in the chair to get his haircut. "Didn''t I see you in a three-piece going into The Hightop the other week? Try''n to be all GQ-like you don''t work with your hands." "You wouldn''t see me where I go, good brother," Carson drawled in his baritone. "I keep my business on the quietlike." "You mean in your dreams," Brant needled. He leaned forward to look down the row of seats. "What about you, Monk? You ain''t got nothing to offer?" Ivan Monk was browsing through a copy of the Watts Times, a neighborhood free paper that carried news from an angle the white press often missed.
He''d been perusing an ad for an upcoming blues show at the Olympic Auditorium. The event featured some local talent he wanted to see. "I''m just a man who tries to keep the lawn trim, and the grout clean." "You had all kinds of pussy when you was in the merchants, didn''t you, Monk?" Patterson inquired sincerely, his Kool dangling up and down as he spoke. Monk turned a page. "I don''t like to be so crude, Johnny." The men all made noises of disbelief. Spears looked at Monk.
His deep-set eyes were steady and clear, the years of living and the years of could-have-beens evident in their depths. "You scared your Japanese honey has got this place wired, huh?" The old man smiled, revealing dull-colored false teeth. He leaned toward the Philco''s speaker, tuning in on the baseball game with the precision of a safe cracker. "Yeah, man," Brant went on, "how come you don''t never brag about all that Turkish and French pussy you got overseas? You know, I had me a French girl once," Brant gloated. Little pushed out his bottom lip with his tongue, but said nothing as he clipped Wiles''s hair. His current customer, a beer truck driver, questioned Brant''s veracity. "Willie, the only thing you ever had that was from France is that super-size order of fries you get at McDonald''s." "Just ''cause you got a ball and chain, Darsey, you ain''t got to take your jealousy out on the rest of us," Brant cajoled.
"You know Monk''s a circumspect dude," Carson said, steering the attention back to the private detective. "''Cept we talkin'' ''bout the past, man," Patterson exclaimed. He held his smoke in one hand and drank from a bottle of orange juice with the other. "Now, what you trying to hide, Virgil Tibbs?" "I don''t want to embarrass you fellas with my--how shall I say it?--my achievements. ''Cause I know how fragile your egos are." "Shee-it," Brant exhaled. "That must mean your sorry ass never got off them tubs you was a grease monkey on." Another raucous chorus preened through the warm air of the barber shop.
Spears abruptly stopped laughing as he all but shoved his ear into the Philco. "I''ll be goddamned with grandma''s hogs," he said. Monk peered at the older man curiously. "What is it?" Spears didn''t respond. He sat tensed and hunched in front of the radio''s speaker like an athlete whose prowess had long since faded, but who still knew the moves. The old man was rigid and his face a map of contradictory emotions. Everyone stared at him as a voice came from the radio. ".
Yeah, yeah, I guess you could say we made the way for these youngsters today. These million-dollar stars who got to have their face upside every boxa Wheaties or name slapped on a tennis shoe. When I played for the Black Barons, we was doin'' good to get four, four and a quarter a month, you hear me? And man, we played some ball in those days. Didn''t have no massager, none of that spinning water bath thing for sore muscles. What liniment couldn''t take care of, you better hope sleep did." "You know who that is?" Monk asked Spears. Spears''s dentures clacked in his mouth as he worked his jaw. "Kennesaw," he said, barely audibly.
"Kennesaw Riles." The name rolled around in Monk''s head. Something vague tickled at the edges of his memory but he couldn''t form a picture to go with the name. "You knew him when he played ball? Did you play, Spears?" Brant jumped in. Monk got up and walked toward Spears, who was lost again in Riles''s words. He gently touched the older man''s arm. "Did you play in Black ball?" "Southern League, Negro Nationals," Spears rasped, locked in another realm. His long, knotted fingers turned up the volume.
Monk reflected on the old man''s words. Riles was his mother''s family name, and he was sure this Kennesaw was related to him, that it wasn''t just a coincidence Riles had the same name. The more he concentrated on it, the more he was convinced that as a child he''d met this Kennesaw once or twice. Visualizing, he reconstructed Wrigley Field as it had once existed at Forty-First and Avalon. A band playing on a platform, and his father taking him and his sister there to see Kennesaw play? No, he wasn''t certain. He still couldn''t conjure up a physical characteristic or a memory of a voice to flesh out the amorphous concept of this supposed relative. "You played ball with this guy on the radio?" Monk prompted again. Spears was breathing through his mouth.
He attempted to wet his lips with a dry tongue. "Sure did. We was even roommates on the road." Wiles stepped out of the chair, running a hand over his close cut. "Had me a play uncle who was on the Kansas City Monarchs with Satchel Paige. Said Satchel threw so hard his balls streaked like little meteors." Wiles paid and tipped Little. Carson unlimbered his tall frame and ambled over to take his place in the barber chair.
Little let the chair down. "I promised the kids I''d take them to Knotts Berry Farm today," Wiles continued. "Some damn new ride that goes straight up, loop-the-loop, then curves back around like a bigass snake." He mimicked the action with the flat of his hand. "I''ll see y''all later." The men said their goodbyes as the driver left.