Yesterday, Blake Abbott was a bored 11-year-old schoolkid in Brisbane, Australia. Today, thanks to the double-dealing, treacherous Sir Hubert Tussleberry, he is now Sir Blake the Bored, the youngest knight in mad King Putrid's kingdom of Tortellini. His mother is about to be roasted by a dragon,the hideous, shape-shifting Garunchis are after him, Prince Purpleburp commands him to walk the tightrope . up there! [gulp] and - worst of all - the bloodthirsty Princess Olivia wants to kiss him. Slaying a dragon is starting to look easy.