"Every older sibling (and some new parents!) has felt the way the narrator of this adorable book feels. The story is a sweet and funny acknowledgment of a universal sentiment." --Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen, award-winning children's book author "A big sparkly stamp of approval for this monstrously fun picture book!" --Linda Joy Singleton, author of Curious Cat Spy Club series, Crane & Crane, and The Seer series. "A fun, funny, and inspiring read. How To Return a Monster shares the important reminder that all relationships need time, whether you are dealing with a monster or a baby." --Lynne Marie, author of Moldilocks and the Three Scares, The Star in the Christmas Play, and Let's Eat! Mealtime Around the World "How to Return a Monsteris a 10-step celebration of sibling relationships, with return postage and hugs included." --Robin Newman, author of award-winning Wilcox & Griswold mystery series "Kids will love the giggle-inducing antics of this big sister! If you're looking for a heartfelt, humorous take on sibling relationships, Step 1: Read this book!" --Danna Smith, author Swallow the Leader "In this charming narrative, Charlotte Offsay's new picture book allows the resentful older sister the space to wrestle with the natural tendency of wanting all the love in the room." --Barbara Bottner, New York Timesbest-selling author of over 40 books.