You'll Be the Death of Me
You'll Be the Death of Me
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Author(s): McManus, Karen M.
ISBN No.: 9780593175897
Pages: 336
Year: 202401
Format: Trade Paper
Price: $ 17.93
Dispatch delay: Dispatched between 7 to 15 days
Status: Available

1 Ivy I respect a good checklist, but I''m beginning to think my mother went overboard. "Sorry, what page?" I ask, flipping through the handout at our kitchen table while Mom watches me expectantly via Skype. The heading reads Sterling-Shepard 20th-Anniversary Trip: Instructions for Ivy and Daniel, and it''s eleven pages total. Double-sided. My mother planned the first time she and Dad ever left me and my brother alone--for four days--with the same thoroughness and military precision she brings to everything. Between the checklist and the frequent calls over Skype and FaceTime, it''s like they never left. "Nine," Mom says. Her blond hair is pulled back in her signature French twist and her makeup is perfect, even though it''s barely five a.


m. in San Francisco. My parents'' flight home doesn''t take off for another three and a half hours, but Mom is never anything but prepared. "Right after the lighting section." "Ah, the lighting section." My brother, Daniel, sighs dramatically from across the table as he overfills a bowl with Lucky Charms. Daniel, despite being sixteen, has the cereal tastes of a toddler. "I would have thought we could turn them on when we need them, and off when we don''t.


I was wrong. So very, very wrong." "A well-lit house deters break-ins," Mom says, like we don''t live on a street where the closest thing we''ve ever witnessed to a criminal act is kids riding bicycles without a helmet. I keep my eyeroll to myself, though, because it''s impossible to win an argument against my mother. She teaches applied statistics at MIT, and has up-to-the-minute data for everything. It''s why I''m thumbing through her checklist for the section on CCY Award Ceremony--a list of to-dos in preparation for Mom being named Carlton Citizen of the Year, thanks to her her contributions to a statewide report on opioid abuse. "Found it," I say, quickly scanning the page for anything I might have missed. "I picked up your dress from the dry cleaner yesterday, so that''s all set.


" "That''s what I wanted to talk to you about," Mom says. "Our plane is supposed to land at five-thirty. Theoretically, with the ceremony starting at seven, that''s enough time to come home and change. But I just realized I never told you what to do if we''re running late and need to go straight from the airport to Mackenzie Hall." "Um." I meet her penetrating gaze through my laptop screen. "Couldn''t you just, you know, text me if that happens?" "I will if I can. But you should probably sign up for flight alerts in case the plane Wi-Fi isn''t working," Mom says.


"We couldn''t get a signal the entire way over. Anyway, if we don''t touch down before six, I''d like you to meet us there and bring the dress. I''ll need shoes and jewelry, too. Do you have a pen handy? I''ll tell you which ones." Daniel helps himself to more cereal, and I try to suppress my usual low-simmering resentment of my brother as I hastily scribble notes. Half my life is spent wondering why I have to work twice as hard as Daniel at everything, but in this case, I asked for it. Before my parents left, I insisted on handling every aspect of the award ceremony--mainly because I was afraid that if I didn''t, my mother would realize she''d made a mistake by asking me, not Daniel, to introduce her. My wunderkind brother, who skipped a grade and is currently outshining me in every aspect of our senior year, would have been the logical choice.


Part of me can''t help but think Mom regrets her decision. Especially after yesterday, when my one-and-only claim to school fame was brutally torpedoed. My stomach rolls as I drop the pen and push my empty cereal bowl away. Mom, ever alert, catches the motion. "Ivy, I''m sorry. I''m keeping you from breakfast, aren''t I?" "It''s fine. I''m not hungry." "You have to eat, though," she urges.


"Have some toast. Or fruit." The thought doesn''t appeal even a little. "I can''t." Mom''s forehead scrunches in concern. "You''re not getting sick, are you?" Before I have a chance to reply, Daniel loudly fake-coughs, "Boney." I glare daggers at him, then glance at Mom on-screen to see if she caught the reference. Of course she did.


"Oh, honey," she says, her expression turning sympathetic with a touch of exasperation. "You''re not still thinking about the election, are you?" "No," I lie. The election. Yesterday''s debacle. Where I, Ivy Sterling-Shepard, three-time class president, lost the senior-year election to Brian "Boney" Mahoney. Who ran as a joke. His slogan was literally "Vote for Boney and I''ll leave you alone-y." Okay, fine.


It''s catchy. But now Boney is class president and really will do nothing, whereas I had all kinds of plans to improve student life at Carlton High. I''d been working with a local farm share on bringing organic options to the salad bar, and with one of the guidance counselors on a mediation program to resolve disputes between students. Not to mention a resource-sharing partnership with the Carlton Library so our school library could offer ebooks and audiobooks along with hard copies. I was even looking into holding a senior class blood drive for Carlton Hospital, despite the fact that I faint at the sight of needles. But in the end, nobody cared about any of that. So today, at exactly ten a.m.


, Boney is going to give his presidential victory speech to the senior class. If it''s anything like our debates, it will mostly consist of long, confused pauses between fart jokes. I''ve been trying to put on a brave face, but it hurts. Student government was my thing. The only activity I''ve ever been better at than Daniel. Well, not better, exactly, since he never bothered to run for anything, but still. It was mine. Mom gives me a look that says Time for some tough love.


It''s one of her most powerful looks, right after Don''t you dare take that tone with me. "Honey, I know how disappointed you are. But you can''t dwell, or you really will make yourself sick." "Who''s sick?" My father''s voice booms from someplace in their hotel room. A second later he emerges from the bathroom dressed in travel-ready casual clothes, rubbing his salt-and-pepper hair with a towel. "I hope it''s not you, Samantha. Not with a six-hour flight ahead of us." "I''m perfectly fine, James.


I''m talking to--" Dad approaches the desk where Mom is sitting. "Is it Daniel? Daniel, did you pick something up at the club? I heard there was a rash of food poisoning over the weekend." "Yeah, but I don''t eat there," Daniel says. Dad recently got my brother a job at a country club he helped develop in the next town over, and although Daniel is only a busboy, he makes a fortune in tips. Even if he had eaten bad shellfish, he''d probably drag himself into work anyway, if only to keep adding to his collection of overpriced sneakers. As usual, I''m an afterthought in the Sterling-Shepard household. I half expect my father to inquire about our dachshund, Mila, before he gets to me. "Nobody''s sick," I say as his face comes into focus over Mom''s shoulder.


"I''m just . I was wondering if maybe I could go to school a little later today? Like, eleven or so." Dad''s brows shoot up in surprise. I haven''t been absent for a single hour of my entire high school career. It''s not that I never get sick. It''s just that I''ve always had to work so hard to stay on top of classes that I live in constant fear of falling behind. The only time I ever willingly missed school was way back in sixth grade, when I spontaneously slipped out of a boring field trip at the Massachusetts Horticultural Society with two boys from my class who, at the time, I didn''t know all that well. We were seated close to an exit, and at a particularly dull point in the lecture, Cal O''Shea-Wallace started inching toward the auditorium door.


Cal was the only kid in our class with two dads, and I''d always secretly wanted to be friends with him because he was funny, had a hyphenated last name like me, and wore brightly patterned shirts that I found oddly mesmerizing. He caught my eye, and then the eye of the kid next to me, Mateo Wojcik, and made a beckoning motion with one hand. Mateo and I exchanged glances, shrugged--Why not?--and followed. I thought we''d just linger guiltily in the hallway for a minute, but the outdoor exit was right there. When Mateo pushed it open, we stepped into bright sunshine, and a literal parade that happened to be passing by to celebrate a recent Red Sox championship. We melted into the crowd instead of returning to our seats, and spent two hours wandering around Boston on our own. We even made it back to the Horticultural Society without anyone realizing we''d been gone. The whole experience--Cal called it "the Greatest Day Ever"--created a fast friendship between the three of us that, at the time, seemed like it would last forever.


It lasted till eighth grade, which is almost the same in kid years. "Why eleven o''clock?" Dad''s voice yanks me back into the present as Mom twists in her chair to look at him. "The post-election assembly is this morning," she says. "Ahh," Dad sighs, his handsome features settling into a sympathetic expression. "Ivy, what happened yesterday is a shame. But it''s no reflection of your worth or ability. That wasn''t the first time a buffoon has been handed an office he doesn''t deserve, and it won''t be the last. All you can do is hold your head high.


" "Absolutely." Mom nods so vigorously that a strand of hair nearly escapes her French twist. But not quite. It wouldn''t dare. "Besides, I wouldn''t be surprised if Brian ends up resigning when all is said and done. He''s not really cut out for student government, is he? Once the novelty wears off, you can take his place."<.


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