NOBODY TOLD the three oldest men in town that hitmen and Tasmanian Tigers were going into lockdown with them! Former mayor James Northan, 82, isn't on speaking terms with former town drunk Wish-Wash, 83, and he barely tolerates his former employee Clarence Noodle, 85. What's more, he doesn't even believe the pandemic is actually happening. So when they are asked to share a house together for three months to keep them safe, what could possibly go wrong? Lots, actually, as this little black comedy will attest. Who knew 2020 could be so funny! Strap yourself in for a story that follows the new lives of the three old men from the funny Windy Mountain series. We've laughed through novels Blokes on a Plane and Blokes in Donegal, now they're going nowhere fast.