FRANCESCO MARCIULIANO is the author of the bestselling I Could Pee on This, I Could Chew on This, I Knead my Mommy , and You Need More Sleep . He was the head writer for the Emmy-Award winning children's show SeeMore's Playhouse and has written for Onion New Network, Smosh, McSweeney's, and more. He lives in New York with his two cats, Leelo and Kiki.