In an America convulsed by political upheaval, cultural discord, environmental collapse and spiritual confusion, many folks are searching for peace, salvation, and -- perhaps most immediately -- just a little damn focus. Enter Hark Morner, an unwitting guru whose technique of Mental Archerya combination of mindfulness, mythology, fake history, yoga, and, well, archery is set to captivate the masses and raise him to near-messiah status. Its a role he never asked for, and one he is woefully underprepared to take on. But his inner-circle of modern pilgrims have other plans, as do some suddenly powerful fringe players, including a renegade Ivy League ethicist, a gentle Swedish kidnapper, a crossbow-hunting veteran of jungle drug wars, a social media tycoon with an empire on the skids, and a mysteriously influential (but undeniably slimy) catfish.