Ty Cobb : A Terrible Beauty
Ty Cobb : A Terrible Beauty
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Author(s): Leerhsen, Charles
ISBN No.: 9781451645798
Pages: 464
Year: 201605
Format: Trade Paper
Price: $ 26.21
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Ty Cobb -- CHAPTER ONE -- LEANING INTO THE FULL-LENGTH MIRROR, and using a stick of stage makeup, Ty Cobb painted a jagged crimson line above his eyes of robin''s egg blue. Meant to resemble a battle wound incurred at a moment of gridiron glory, it looked, alas, more like the fever chart for a failing business concern: cosmetology as practiced by a twenty-four-year-old, heterosexual Detroit Tiger. Next came the burnt cork. Black maintained a prominent place on the theatrical palette in 1911--Cobb himself had several times been called on stage to receive the semiofficial "Champion Batsman of the World" trophy from a minstrel dressed in full darkie regalia--but now he required just a smidgen, for the right side of his chin, a fake scuff to balance the bright greasepaint gash. "My only problem," he said, leaning closer still to the looking glass and mussing his thinning strawberry blond curls, "is that I ain''t got any football hair." "Say, Ty, who taught you how to do that?" said one of Cobb''s two dressing room drop-bys that evening, Harry Matthews, a squat, cigar-chomping ex-minor-league teammate who managed the Albany Babies of the South Atlantic League. "Nobody," said Cobb. "I just had to learn how myself.


All you got to do is make up natural, see?" But it was hard to see through the smoke Matthews was emitting, and the fat old catcher turned aside and coughed on Cobb''s makeup pots. "So you''re a painter, too, eh?" he said finally, chuckling and choking. "Ain''t I pretty!" The other visitor to Cobb''s cramped quarters that evening, the person who recorded this sparkling dialogue for posterity, was Howell Foreman, a cub reporter for the Atlanta Constitution. To the then new Atlanta Theater on that long-ago Saturday, Foreman had brought a large supply of mostly inane questions ("How do you think the acting of a game of football compares with the playing of a real game of baseball?")--but also, it would turn out, the admirable instinct, or maybe it was just the journalistic naïveté (he was only seventeen), to leave his notes largely unprocessed rather than shaping them into a conventional newspaper piece. The somewhat serpentine result, while not exactly a pleasure to read, provides something like raw security camera footage recording what it was like to be Tyrus Raymond Cobb as the Georgia Peach neared the height of his baseball prowess. It was damn disconcerting. Cobb, who had no acting experience and who, despite being the son of a renowned orator, always felt ill at ease when required to speak in public, was nevertheless spending his early off-season touring the country, or at least a large swath east of the Mississippi, in The College Widow, a well-known comedy in three acts by the celebrated Hoosier humorist George Ade. He played Billy Bolton, a handsome halfback tempted to transfer from Bingham to Atwater College by the latter''s coach''s conniving blond girlfriend.


Although Cobb surprised some people with his almost adequate acting skills, especially those who had expected him to hook-slide in from the wings, snarling, and spike his fellow thespians where they stood, and though tickets were selling briskly in venues North and South, the venture was turning out to be not as enjoyable as George M. Cohan, the famous "Yankee Doodle Boy," had assured him it would be over a long, boozy dinner one very complicated (and eventually bloody) night in Cleveland two years earlier. Touring, instead, was strenuous and stressful work performed at a season when he would rather have been tramping through the north Georgia hills with his hunting dogs and his friends--say, George Stallings, the former New York Highlanders manager, and Honus Wagner, the star shortstop for the Pittsburgh Pirates, companions on previous bird-shooting trips. But Cobb had made a commitment and because he wanted desperately to avoid disappointing both his audience and his promoters, he devoted much psychic and physical energy to what is supposed to be "the art that conceals itself." From a seat near the footlights, you could see him sweat, and those who had spent as much as $1.50 for a ticket (about three times what it cost to watch him play the Cleveland Naps, the St. Louis Browns, or the Philadelphia Athletics) appreciated the sincere effort. In some of the same cities where, in the warmer months, he was booed and barraged with Moxie bottles for being such a danger to the aspirations of the beloved home team, audiences gave him a standing ovation at the end of each act and, as surely as if it was part of the script, shouted "Speech! Speech!" at the final curtain.


But that only maximized Cobb''s misery. On the field, he was an extraordinary improviser, and off it, in small groups, a raconteur of the first rank (the veteran catcher Moe Berg, a New Yorker who graduated from Princeton and Columbia Law school and was a frequent houseguest of Cobb''s in Augusta, would call him "an intellectual giant"). Yet at the podium--or beneath a proscenium, sans script--he lost his composure, and could sound like a typical tongue-tied jock. To avoid the nightmare of extemporaneous curtain-call oratory, Cobb would gesture extravagantly toward his heaving chest, the result of a 105-yard touchdown Billy Bolton had supposedly scored (offstage) in the play''s climactic moments, and mime a hero all too willing but alas far too winded to speak. His lame joke always worked, yet the groundlings'' groans of disappointment wore on him and made him envy the other ballplayer in the original cast, Joe Jackson of the Philadelphia A''s, who, despite being a raw rookie, had realized during rehearsals that he was not exactly born to tread the boards and had put on his walking shoes just before the Widow had opened in Trenton. Cobb, who was making $500 a week, or more than twice as much as the relatively large sum he got to play baseball, had kept going, though, and by dint of strenuous concentration and dumb luck avoided disaster--until the players reached Pittsburgh, and in the upper right balcony, at the moment of the star''s opening night entrance, his twenty-two-month-old son, Ty Jr., had stood up and squealed "Daddy! Daddy!" The sea of twisting heads and waves of unexpected laughter had nearly capsized Cobb; Ade''s lines tapered to a palpitating point in his cortex, then vanished. They came back as soon as the house settled, thank goodness, and the show went on, but of all the nerve-racking moments he had endured in five-plus years of major league baseball--and these included fistfights, strained tête-à-têtes with President William Howard Taft ("Greetings, Citizen Ty!"), "black hand" letters threatening assassination (Cobb''s, not Taft''s), an endless presentation of watches, trophies, medals, books (he was known as a constant reader), and funereal flower-wreaths, as well as, of course, the occasional arrest for assault and battery--none was worse than that momentary Steel City meltdown.


* * * Ty Cobb didn''t need this kind of aggravation. Getting invited to appear in cold-weather vaudeville was, after all, no particular honor. Ballplayers of every stripe had been dabbling in what George M. Cohan would have called "the show business" since the 1890s, when Adrian "Cap" Anson, the longtime Chicago White Stocking, then down on his luck, performed a depressing baseball-themed act with two of his grown daughters (he actually did slide into a base secured at center stage). In the months after the 1911 World Series (won by Connie Mack''s Athletics over John McGraw''s Giants in six games), while Cobb was appearing in The College Widow, Rube Marquard of the Giants was doing stand-up; the Pirates'' Marty O''Toole had a part in a Wild West show; three A''s ("Chief" Bender, Cy Morgan, and Jack Coombs) were appearing with the singing Pearl Sisters; Leonard "King" Cole of the Cubs, the inspiration for Ring Lardner''s "Alibi Ike" stories, was making the rounds in Chicago doing something vaguely theatrical, and Herman "Germany" Schaefer, one of Cobb''s former Tiger teammates and now a Washington Senator, was touring, with Cobb''s apparent blessing, with a satirical recitation called "Why Does Tyrus Tire Us?" For his acting talents, Cobb was probably pulling down much more than any of them, but by exploiting his fame in that fashion he was aligning himself with a crew composed mostly of prodigals, mediocrities, has-beens, and clowns. (Perhaps all one needs to know about Germany Schaefer is that he was personally responsible for major league baseball''s rule 7.08i, which forbids running the bases in reverse.) Cobb in 1911 was still a young man wrestling with the question of what it meant to be this new thing called a celebrity--that is, when he was not down under the grandstand, postgame, wrestling with an umpire, teammate, or rival.


If he was in fact the greatest player in the history of baseball, as no one less than Charles Comiskey, the president of the Chicago White Sox and one of the founding fathers of the modern game, had declared recently in a syndicated newspaper essay that was the talk of the sports world, then how did that status translate to his day-to-day existence? Cobb could not figure out whether, in real life, he should play the ultrasensitive Southern cavalier or the courtly, gregarious Georgia gent, and he wavered between the two roles his whole career. Yet coming off the 1911 campaign, he was fairly certain that the annual festival of postseason stunt casting was beneath his dignity. * * * Some people, some Sabermetricians, will tell you that 1911 was not the best of Cobb''s 231/2 sea.


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