A Cumbrian travelogue searching for the best bacon sandwich in the county, whilst uncovering the secret history of Cumbria. Includes details on how to become a knight of Piel Island, and how to check whether you're related to the lawless bands of Reivers.This book uncovers a different Cumbria to that of Wordsworth, Ruskin and Beatrix Potter.Follow the author on his trail to find a hidden Cumbria.