A 30-day, step-by-step guide to transform a normal beer-belly Bob into a stealthy killing machine Contains 100 black-and-white illustrations Nine out of ten people agree: There is nothing sexier than a ninja. Yet every day, millions of Americans trudge through monotonous lives without fulfilling their destiny beneath the black hood. Going Ninjashows the average American how becoming a ninja warrior is as easy as booking a trip to Tokyo. This ultimate guide for the aspiring ninja discusses everything necessary for the ninja rebirth, including the "Eight-blade Path." In stunning detail it covers ninja wear, weapons, movements and strikes, espionage, language, sex, sushi, and karaoke. The book delves into simple ways to become a ninja, from recycling old clothes into hot new ninja wear, crafting intimidating weapons from household items, and brewing homemade sake to impress ninjophile members of the opposite sex. Of course, being a ninja is not all sex, sushi, and rock 'n' roll. Going Ninja'smost important section delivers the need-to-know attacks, like the ferocious "teka-maki uppercut," the debilitating "edo sissy slap," and the notorious death blow of the "snuggly kitten.

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