A bittersweet and humorous guide to college life featuring practical tips combined with funny, full color illustrations College is one the most exciting times in a young person's life. But for an incoming freshman this new-school experience hundreds or thousands of miles from home can feel like an endless minefield. From teaching how to live independently to offering tips on balancing school work and fun, Goodnight Dorm Room 's collection of quirky drawings and hilariously relatable text provides a guaranteed road map to success. Every year, high school graduates head off to college tasked with choosing a major, keeping up grades, joining clubs, and making friends while simultaneously having to master the tasks of being an adult: like paying rent and bills, corresponding with professors and doing laundry--or even remembering to do laundry! As charming as it is helpful, this children book parody servesup the invaluable information students need to survive--and thrive. This hardcover, graduation keepsake perfectly lays out what freshmen should expect and how they can make the absolute best of that first year.