Nowhere in our society are standards upheld so rigidly as at the great British golf club. But will they stand firm in the face of a stream of letters containing bizarre accusations and unreasonable requests? Assuming the identities of Colonel Arthur J. Lindsay-Bird (ret), his wife Mrs Julia S. Lindsay-Bird, and their sons Dave (Senior Development Producer, Mental Productions), and Randy (Secretary of the Tight Hole Society), Dom Joly bombards the country's most conservative institutions with increasingly preposterous demands. Will the Club Secretary clamp down on illicit dog-fighting on their premises?Will the Board allow Snoop Dogg to be filmed golfing on drugs?How will the groundsman cope with accusations of dwarf-tossing?Can a friendly Dane explain the process of Viking burials for pets? This compilation of spoof letters, and the utterly serious replies that came back, comprise some of the most hilarious correspondence ever to grace the hallowed letterheads of that great British institution: the golf club.