* "Tom [Cruise] has--we all have--the right to practice how we feel.don't judge someone until they have tossed your salad." --John Travolta * "I love Africa in general--South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries." --Paris Hilton * "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --George W. Bush * "My game is like the Pythagorean theorem: No one has an answer." --Shaquille O'Neal * "It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people." --Axl Rose From Muhammad Ali to Frank Zappa, everyone has said something idiotic at some point.

Dim Wit presents the most hilarious verbal mishaps ever uttered by famous figures. Perfect for e-mailing to friends and family or giving yourself a laugh before bed, these adventures in Blunderland define "jaw-droppingly stupid.".