From the bestselling author of "Big Juicy Lips "and" Double Dippin ," a story about three friends with three different paths to the same goal: a husband, despite the dismal odds.""Desperate to be married, Vangie, Nivea, and Harlow are all on a quest to find their soulmates. But after years of trying and no evidence that such a person even exists, they are coming to the grim realization that a walk down the aisle may not be in the cards for them. Dumped by three men in the past two years, Nivea suffers a humiliating public meltdown at her younger sister s wedding. When Vangie s deadbeat baby daddy resurfaces and begins courting her with unrestrained zeal and spending quality time with their son, she thinks that they have finally healed their troubled relationship. After too many heartbreaking relationships to count, Harlow tries a stint at playing on the other team, but soon discovers that female lovers can be just as deceptive as men. From celibacy and sex toy obsession to a revenge-fueled rampage, the three women in this novel rely on diverse strategies for dealing with a single status. Will any of them find love, happiness, and commitment, or will they discover that happily ever after is nothing more than dream?.