"I laughed and then I laughed again.then my stomach hurt and I was glad I was married!" --Greg Behrendt, "New York"" Times" bestselling author of "He's Just Not That Into You""" "The best new funny book about dating on Planet Earth, perhaps in the entire universe, and certainly in the Milky Way. Even Tolstoy and God together couldn't write something as funny and cool and weird and wonderful as this."--Molly Jong-Fast, author of "Normal Girl" and "The Sex Doctors in the Basement""" "Funny, affecting, blunt, and useful." --Scott Simon, host of NPR's "Weekend Edition Saturday ""The funniest book about dating to date." --Valerie Frankel, author of "Hex and the Single Girl" "" "Sure, chivalry died. But it got replaced by something much funnier-and luckily, Lori Gottlieb and Kevin Bleyer are here to describe it."--Jenny Lyn Bader, coauthor of" He Meant She Meant: The Definitive Male/Female Dictionary""" "For lonely urban singles, here- finally- is a warm, witty companion to crawl into bed with at night.

The bad news is, it's a book. The good news is, I Love You, Nice to Meet You is very funny, only costs a low one-time fee, and won't call you regularly at 1 A.M. 'just to say hi' (I forgot in which chapter, but it's covered). Shake up a Cosmo for one and enjoy."--Sandra Tsing Loh, author of "A Year in Van Nuys " "".