The author lives in Mesa, Arizona, with his beautiful wife, numerous perfect offspring, and a curious menagerie of quasi-domesticated nonhuman animals. Although he works in a government indoctrination center, the author is cursed with a contrarian disposition and therefore embraces libertarian social and political values. If you succumb to his seductive rhetoric, you may just find yourself thinking independently and questioning authority. He is a menace to politically correct society and therefore not to be trusted. Be wary of him. Be very wary indeed.