FREE PREVIEW where should i start.hmmmm.ok . i guess a good as place as any is the beginning it was dark.so dark i couldn't see a friggin thing.and wet.and slimy'ugh i felt trapped .and couldn't breathe.

there was this light real far away and all of a sudden i was thrust into this room and it was ridiculously bright ?there was this guy wearing a white jacket with a mask surrounded by other people and for some reason i was naked and then all of a sudden he wacked me in the back wtf? then i started to cry and kick and scream too far .yeah i guess that's a little too far back.so the other day i was driving home listening to the radio and the radio guy says humans have 1000 thoughts a day.and at first i'm thinkin no way.way ? no way really ? is it possible'but then i start to think.do they.do i .ah one thought and then i start to think about what i think about and if its possible.

so i start thinking about food and working out and woman and sex and stuff i have to do and sex.hey is that two thoughts or one.hey that was another thought.so then i think maybe it is possible.so my thoughts might not be ponderous or deep or insightful or meaningful like say einstein or edison or jefferson or lincoln or jobs or motzart or beethoven or voltaire but the guy on the radio didn't say they had to be these mind altering life changing thoughts.so then i got to really thinking. i'm thinking there are over 7 billion people on the planet right now.if you multiply 1000 times 7 billion you get 7 trillion thoughts a day and quadrillions of thoughts over the next 5 to 10 years.

now that's a lot of thoughts so i came up with this thought or theory? i guess a little of both. there are no original thoughts.none zero '.nah dah '.zippo'you never had one and never will? the odds are stacked in my favor'am poe sibe'you think of something ?no matter how obscure or strange or cool or revolutionary or bizarre and someone somewhere on this planet at sometime had or has already thought that. then i'm thinking what about if nobody believes me? what if everyone believes there are original thoughts except me hmmmmm'.ah ha so if no one believes me? then hey i just came up with an original thought.ok ill now take another toke man.