CONTENTS INTRODUCTION SIGNIFICANT EVENTS IN AUSTRALIAN HISTORY HOW TO SPEAK AUSTRALIAN TEN SIGNS YOU LIVE IN A SHIT TOWN QUEENSLAND Cairns Townsville Mackay Mount Isa Rockhampton Bundaberg Fraser Island Sunshine Coast Caboolture Brisbane Toowoomba Ipswich Logan Gold Coast NEW SOUTH WALES Nimbin Byron Bay Lismore Casino Grafton Coffs Harbour Armidale Tamworth Port Macquarie Broken Hill Dubbo Newcastle Central Coast Orange Bathurst Lithgow Penrith Sydney Wollongong Nowra Wagga Wagga Albury-Wodonga AUSTRALIAN CAPITAL TERRITORY Canberra AUSTRALIA'S WORST 'BIG THINGS' VICTORIA Mildura Shepparton Bendigo Ballarat Melbourne Geelong TASMANIA Launceston Queenstown Hobart SOUTH AUSTRALIA Mount Gambier Adelaide Port Pirie Port Augusta Coober Pedy NORTHERN TERRITORY Alice Springs Katherine Darwin WESTERN AUSTRALIA Broome Kalgoorlie Perth Fremantle Mandurah Tuggabugga.