Pick your mind up out of the gutter and deposit it firmly into the filthiest sewer with this masterclass in profanityWe all know the "F" word and the "C" word, but it's time to get inventive. Within the sweaty confines of this dirty little book, you will find an inspirational and dare we say it educational collection of offensive terms with examples of how you can integrate such gems as "cockaholic," "schlong," and "spooge" into everyday discourse. From the rude and the crude to the downright filthy, there's nothing quite like throwing in a well-placed profanity to raise the conversational bar. Whether you're slightly annoyed with your partner ("You're such a flange ") or you're driving the point home in an important board meeting ("Time to blue ball the big man "), everybody is doing it. So don't be a nob jockey get on the bandwagon ".