There were three rules when I was growing up:Do not kill or permanently maim each other.When you make a mess, clean it up.Do NOT burn the house down.We usually tried to follow the rules, honest. But sometimes rules get a little bit bent. Okay a lot bent. Oh alright, they get downright broken!Join the Schofield children through the adventurous process of growing up. A fun memoir exploring the joys of youth, these stories will bring out the kid in anyone.