His entire life, the eccentric Eddie Rabe has been chasing that elusive golden statue with no pants, and his hope dwindles after he loses his cool and beats a tyrannical film director to a pulp, Now he's on the run with one last trick up his sleeve: deliver his latest screenplay to a rival executive by day's end. But there's only one problem: he hasn't written a word yet, and he's having trouble concentrating because his roommate-struggling actor Michael Miller-was dropped by his sleazy agent and cut from a commerical. But a phone call offers both guys a shot at redemption. What follows is a wild misadventure involving a secret society of samurai assassins, and a pair of method actors posing as cops in this interwoven tale of violence and dark humor.