If You Want a Best Friend, Get a Dog, Not a Job;Lords and Lackeys on Parade; Who Needs Reasons When We Have Policies?; How to Spot Houdini, Copperfield, and Other Masters of Illusion; How to Avoid Falling for Hooks, Lines, and Stinkers; I May be Ineffective, but I Have a Nice Office; What the Company Giveth, the Company Can Taketh Away.