Poetry Rules Poetry rules Even though it has none But if you need some. Rule one: have fun Rule two: do what you want to do Rule three: set your imagination free Rule four: there aren't any more Grandad and the Deckchair We left Grandad wrestling a deckchair He wanted to lie in the sun But when we came back minutes later The deckchair had won. There wasn't a sign of poor Grandad Except for his cap on the floor. The deckchair just grinned and let out a burp Then lay down and started to snore. Cardi B Cardi B Is stylish, you'll agree But it should not be forgotten That her full name is Cardigan Button The Problem with Acrostics Acrostic poems make me Cross sometimes, because Really when you write a poem you should be focusing On choosing the right words, not on the letters that go at the Start of The line, which can lead to lines beginning In the wrong places and Containing the wrong words. Perhaps we should Only write an acrostic when it's the best way to Express what we want to say. I think that would Make sense.
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