Hi, I'm Drew. Welcome to my book. The hidden sub-sub-title is "Drawings I made while I was supposed to be working." These cartoons are drawn just as poorly as the ones in The New Yorker , except they are actually hilarious. I drew these cartoons while hiding in an empty cubicle in a giant beige building in the middle of a giant beige office park. See, you and I are like soldiers fighting on the battlefield of boring, since I am sure you have some sort of job too. This book is small enough to hide in your briefcase or pocket. I will award you the beige heart, the official office-slacker badge of bravery.

So, just go buy the book. Give a lopsided head dude something to eat. For the price of six fancy cups of coffee, you can make a difference. Do it today.