A gently irreverent romantic mystery about the discovery of an elderly man found barely breathing under 500 pounds of detritus in a municipal dump in New Jersey. Why people think the old timer embodies all that's holy, despite the fact that he utters only one bizarre sentence is a mystery to the entire world. In grave danger from a diabolical opportunist who has a fake Internet-created advanced degree in a bogus science, The old man and the protagonists much think on their feet and in the air as they spirit the old man to safety. Meantime, a long-simmering romance catches fire. This is a strange but gentle tale in which no human or animal is harmed, although many might wind up in the slammer.