Relive the highs, the lows, the drama and the f***wittery of Chelsea's 2016-17 title winning season through the eyes of a home and away season ticket holder who had a predilection for sarcasm and a never-ending vocabulary that is fully employed to creatively observe all in the beautiful game. And they said girls couldn't talk football. They might have been right, You decide. The complete blog entries annotated retrospectively and with 20,000+ words worth of new material reviewing Antonio Conte, Chelsea's title win and the Premier League season in full.Alternative, irreverent, darkly humorous, football writing at its very best - Mark WorrallSharp, observant, pointed, acerbic, somewhat sweary and always very, very funny. Hunter S. Thompson meets Chelsea blogging. I love the Girl Who Likes Balls Stamford Chidge - Chelsea Fancast.