The ups and downs of turning sixties are all covered hilariously in this collectin of quotes, such as Dolly Parton's "I'm not sixty, I'm sexty!" "Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty." --Joan Rivers "When people are old enough to know better, they're old enough to do worse." --Hesketh Pearson Celebrate your sixties with this collection of humorous quips and quotes from sexagenarians who have been there, done that, and got the free bus pass.