These hilarious jokes will have golf fans in stitches all the way up and down the green "Why did the golfer's wife ask to be buried on the golf course? So she could be sure her husband would visit her grave. " After a long day on the fairway, put away the patterned jumper and five-iron and laugh off the double-bogeys with this selection of hysterical jokes. "Golf's Funniest Jokes" will suit golf fanatics to a tee.