Reading George Choundas is a bit like watching an archer casually shoot an arrow, hit the bullseye, then draw a second, finer arrow from his quiver and split the first arrow in half. One gets the sense he could do it forever, firing arrow after arrow into the exact center of the heart of the matter. This collection is staggering and brilliant and might have made me a better writer but definitely made me a better person."" - Charles Yu, author of How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe ""You want to read this book because you have never before read a book like this one. Inventive, humorous, dark, yes, but also continually outstripping our responses. Choundas may be a genius or someone with something up his sleeve, or both. What's important is that he gives us twelve fabulous and brilliant stories. The sentences run almost amok on purpose.

These stories will open your eyes even wider."" - Kelly Cherry, whose newest book is Temporium: Fictions ""These stories are wildly touching, funny in really funny ways, but also flights of mind, image, fantasy, and language telling us that reality is as malleable as love and as changeable as a fire in a forest."" - G.K. Wuori, author of HoneyLee's Girl.