From the author of Saturday Night of the Living Dead and Only Things comes a horror-comedy you can sink your teeth into. The vampire Clarence Crowley has been getting bad vibes in Little Rock, so he packs his bags and hits the road for Barlow. He plans on recharging his batteries and laying low for a while with his eccentric buddy Catfish. But a quiet vacation just isn't in the cards. Hot on his trail is vampire-killing megachurch preacher Ronnie Bly and his cross-dressing serial killer assistant. A suspicious sheriff is dogging his every move, certain that Clarence is to blame for a recent rash of animal mutilations. And as if Clarence's situation wasn't complicated enough, local goth princess Drusilla McKinney and Barlow's resident cat lady Crazy Annie are both slowly but surely falling in love with him. The gang from The Big Man of Barlow is all here, ready to help Clarence survive one night at a time.

Horror, humor, and heart-in one blood-red heart-shaped package. For fans of True Blood, Christopher Moore's You Suck: A Love Story, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Welcome back to Barlow, a small town where the rules of reality no longer apply. We've missed you.