Table of Contents One--Introduction and Acknowledgments: A Question of Trust Two--Casting Three--Advice Four--Bridges Five--Blasphemy Six--Harassment Seven--The Other Side Eight--Fish Like a Guide Nine--Fly Fishing in the Snow Ten--Fish Like a Local Eleven--Damn Liar Twelve--Giving It a Name Thirteen--The Catch Fourteen--Running After the Salmon Fifteen--­Die-Hards Sixteen--Upselling Seventeen--Bluegills Eighteen--A Fish by Any Other Name Nineteen--Confessions of a Fly Fishing Guide Twenty--How to Treat the Catch Twenty-One--An Ode to the Dogs Twenty-Two--Euclid's Dilemma Twenty-Three--The Hanging Bass Twenty-Four--The Heretic Twenty-Five--Cheating Twenty-Six--The Flies Are Too Damn Small Twenty-Seven--Solstice Stripers Twenty-Eight--The First Deadly Sin Twenty-Nine--Dropping Stuff Through the Ice Thirty--The Five Gifts Thirty-One--Luquillo Thirty-Two--An Angler's Bucket List Thirty-Three--Not All There Index.