Nothing is censored in Dirty Spanish . By revealing the contemporary colloquial language locals actually speak, this awesome little handbook teaches you cool things to say in casual situations -- shopping, parties, nightclubs, sporting events, and even romance and sex. Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Spanish with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: Cool slang Funny insults Explicit sex terms Raw swear words Dirty Spanish teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Spain and Latin America: What's up? -- Que ta? I'm wasted. -- Estoy fumigado. Your mom's a ten. -- Que ta What's up? -- Tu vieja es un cuero. I gotta take a piss. -- Necesito mear.

I wanna nail that ass. -- Quiero clavar ese culo. What a sunnuvabitch! -- Que 'jueput! What's up? -- Que ta?.