You just lost 30 pounds eating nothing but nut-husks and squirrel milk for three months straight! Now you are ready to put it right back on and maybe pack on an extra 5 pounds to boot? This is the book for you!If you are a recovering super model or a skinny sumo wrestler, this is the book for you!If you are a regular person who struggles with maintaining a reasonable weight and has maybe resorted to a few quack diets in the past, well, this is actually the book for you.Mostly though, if you enjoy a good laugh, well, this is definitely the book for you! Your intrepid and somewhat bulky authors take you on a trip through the diets nobody writes about, the diets nobody even talks about, the bad diets! Yes, these are the diets we end up on after the most recent bout of fad dieting has run it's course and our emaciated bodies cry out for the finer things in life. These are not the diets born of long years of scientific study, these diets come from a darker and much more complicated area of our brains. These diets are the fruit of depression and anger and frustration, yet these are the diets we don't even tell our therapist about!Read this book and learn a little bit about yourself or the people in your life that ride the diet-cycle up and down the hills of their psyches every day. We firmly believe that by looking this problem directly in the eye, poking fun at it and ridiculing it, we can take away it's shame and power and begin to build a healthy life again.We believe this and fully intend to try it, right after our nap.John and Elmo.