I''ve Been Everywhere The first thing you need to remember is that I''m no longer down where you are, haven''t been down your way in years, in what you people call the land of the living. You could say I''m in the wind, a song riding the airwaves and the frost in the air that paints leaves orange. As the rain and the sunshine do, I go where I want. The wind''s whistling carries me, takes me back, oh yes, to when the radio filled the house with Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys singing "My Life''s Been A Pleasure." Though I''m not sure I would go that far. Freed of life''s woes, these days I see joys that, in life, I just guessed up. If you know anything about me, you might be thinking, oh my, that one''s better off out of her misery. Which might be true, but, then again, might not.

But I dare say, without the body I dwelt in and the hands that came with it, I wouldn''t have gotten up to half of what I did in your world, I''d have spent my days doing what you do. Where''d be the fun in that? The best thing about up here is the view. Now, I''m not so high up that folks look like dirt specks and cars like hard candies travelling the roads. Nor am I so low down that you can reach up and grab a draught of me in your fist. Up here, no one gets to grab on to anybody, or be the boss. No shortage of bossy boots down your way, folks only too certain they know best. So it was when I lived below, in a piece of paradise some called the arse-end of nowhere. I wouldn''t make that kind of judgment myself.

Mostly I kept to myself; for a long time doing just that was easy. Out in the sticks there are lots of holes to hide down, until someone gets it in their head to haul you out of yours. Next, the whole world is sniffing at your door, which isn''t always a bad thing. Like living in the arse-end of nowhere isn''t a bad thing, pardon this habit of speech I learned down your way. Habits die hard, even here. Except, here I get away with whatever I want, which is a comfort and a blessing. Comforts and blessings mightn''t be so plentiful where you are. Here, for example, a gal can cuss to her heart''s content and who is gonna say boo? And that view! Now I can see backwards, forwards, straight up and down instead of sideways or tilted, I can look at things face on the way, before, I just guessed things up and painted them in pictures.

When it suits me, I hover at gull-level where hungry birds cruise the shore for snacks, or at crow-level, where the peckish seek treats spilled by roadsides. Food aside, it''s grand up here. I see the fog tug itself like a dress over Digby Neck and the road travelling south to north, pretty much tracing the route that took me from birth to this spot up here. Apart from the coastline''s jigs and jags, as the crow flies north to south is a fairly straight line from the ridge where my bones lie to where I grew up. Those who don''t know better call this otherworld "glory." But, looking down at the green of Digby County stretching into Yarmouth County, a patchwork of woods and fields set against the blue of St. Mary''s Bay, I''d call this part of your world "glory." If I were the churchy type, which I am not and never was.

Though I did enjoy a good gospel song if it was the Carter Family singing it. Some days a good old country song was my lifeline to the world. Each melody crackling over the airwaves got to be a chapter of my life, its sweet notes looped in with the sour ones. Churchiness aside, I know attention when I see it. Folks flocking to see my paintings, paying big dollars for them. Imagine if they''d paid me back then what they pay now, travelling from all over to see my home. Though that would be pissing in the wind, wouldn''t it? For you can''t take nothing with you. You land here as naked as when you land where you are.

All the money in the world won''t change it. Yet I wouldn''t have minded being sent off properly. Wearing my ring, I mean, all polished and shiny and on the right finger, and everything right with the world. A badge of honour, say. Maybe if I''d heeded my aunt''s Bible talk--not about turning the other cheek to have someone smite it too, but about being wise as a serpent, gentle as a dove--things would''ve played out different. My husband had serpent-wisdom galore, I was the dovely one. But if I''d got the serpent part down pat, who''s to say I mightn''t have turned half cur and bitten the hand that fed me? But, about that wedding band. Marriage means where the one party flags the other party takes up the slack, making the couple one big happy serpent-dove.

According to such logic my man and me ought to have been two sides of the same dime tucked in a jar for safekeeping: equals. I let on that we were. Why I did is for me to know and you to find out. Your world will always have folks who take advantage of those with no choice but to let them. Up here, things even out. No one owns a thing, not the earth, sunshine, rain, or fire, and most certainly not the wind. And in the end, what sweetness it is to enjoy a blue moon, and just paint it in your mind''s eye, no need to fumble with a brush! It''s easy to love something named for a colour. Though other things about being up here mightn''t be to everyone''s taste, people don''t exactly line up for tickets to get here, do they.

If you''re the type that''s all go go go, the pace is hurry up and wait. As for reunions with loved ones, well, I am still waiting, but I haven''t given up hope, no sirree. And there are other things to like about this so-called glory. The insects don''t bite, unlike the no-see-ums that plague you every season but winter. And there are cats aplenty, don''t let anyone tell you cats aren''t allowed, as if up here is your chesterfield. You just can''t see or pat them. Their purr might be what you hear when a motorbike goes by or a boat with a make-and-break puts out to sea. Even better than the view is the moon''s company, as steadfast as memories you cannot shake.

The moon doesn''t care who tramps over her face or journeys to her dark side. Let her keep her secrets, I say. Though she doesn''t mind shining her light on ours, and under her shine things buried and thought missing come to light, even things we reckon are gone for good--with an exception. For I have been searching high and low for that ring, the gold band I once put on with pride. When I could still wear a ring. The ring that belonged to me, even if it wasn''t always mine. What a shitload of stories it would tell if it could, if anyone laid their fingers on it. Where it got to is a mystery, the way here is a mystery.

Then again, where you are might be a mystery too, memories the only things we have that are certain. Bearing a weight all their own, they wax and wane. Like my pal, they hang around, old and full-blown or new and shy, whether they are pictures we paint of ourselves or pitchers of us that others pour out. If only I could put my finger on when and where I last saw that ring. Thinking of it takes me back to a bright March moon, a night more than fifty years ago now, a night so long ago those men that first walked on her still had three years to go before stepping foot there. The moon pouring down her light is what springs to mind first. Pretty as that March night was back in 1966, I''ve spent a long time trying to forget it, and to forget about mud and dirt and footsteps and things on and in the ground. Buried things.

For, as you will learn soon enough, things buried and unearthed are the undoing of us all. All around me that night the county slept sound as a bear in winter, so it was in the wee hours beneath that moon. It was one of those cold, clear nights after a thaw, when frost silvers the meanest buds and you think the pussy willows have got a jump on April--until a snowstorm blows in and covers everything. One step forward, two steps back. That was spring in our neck of the woods, never mind where you found yourself. To this day, I have no clue what time it was I awoke. My husband had brought me upstairs hours before. From the nearby woods an owl screeched, but that was the only sound.

It was either too late or too early for the crows to be up, not just any crows but the ones setting up house in our yard. The lady crow had recently stolen my fancy. My man got up. His sharp, sudden moves near pitched me from the bed. Wide awake, I listened to him scuttle across the floor and shimmy down through the hatch. The stairs shuddered under his weight. I heard him scuffling about below, heard the rustle of him grabbing his jacket and his boots left warming by the range. The door creaked open and banged shut behind him.

His footsteps stirred the gravel out front, slouched along the side of the house before they grew faint. Off to wake the crows and lure my favourite with a crust of bread, set to win her affection? (I do believe Everett envied my friendship with Matilda, never mind she was just a crow.) I thought with a start he must be off to the almshouse, was after taking the shortcut out back--see how the mind plays tricks in the dead of night? He had not worked over there in three, going on four years by this time, which was roughly the last time I''d seen my friend Olive, the warden''s wife, when she finally realized it was no place to raise her boys. With a shiver of relief, I heard the creak of hinges from the shed nearest the house. It was where Ev liked to partake of his TNT cocktail, homebrew in the years before we had money, and then store bought later on.