From drought to flood, from frost to flame, a plethora of emotions and events spanning over 50 years are recalled from a down home, porch swing perspective. These real-life short stories are derived from fond childhood memories from Wewahitchka, a small rural town in northern Florida. From this quaint village nestled between the Dead Lakes and the Gulf of Mexico, the author strolls the reader through the sidewalks, past the storefronts and dips into the lakes and woods of this sleepy one-red-light town. The follies and fears of he and his family and friends are shared here and provide a long, but not so gentle segue to the laughter and tears of marriage and raising aging parents AND children alike. For your enjoyment, a few pictures have been dispersed among these 40 stories. The author's desire is that you laugh, savor and hopefully relate these events to your own life experiences.