Prepare to be shocked.From the man The Wall Street Journal hailed as a "e;Swiftean satirist"e; comes the most shocking book ever written!The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers, by award-winning fake journalist Andy Borowitz, contains page after page of "e;news stories"e; too hot, too controversial, too -- yes, shocking -- for the mainstream press to handle. Sample the groundbreaking reporting from the news organization whose motto is "e;Give us thirty minutes -- we'll waste it."e;.